Necross99 (July 20, 2008 at 1:19 am)

lmao lmoa lmap

wilmaohman (July 20, 2008 at 12:59 am)

i have never heard of these beliefs before.only joseph smith started his church because he didn't believe in everything taught in our bible.pologamy began because of the fact that so many men had died on their journey to salt lake city.the surviving men, married these women because women had no way to support themselves and their children.a man could marry as many women as he could support.mormon church abolished this because it was no longer necessary.so i've told!

HolyProphetJoseph (July 20, 2008 at 12:35 am)

His prophetic robes were undoubtedly as rank as a herd of musk oxen.

theeagerurger (July 20, 2008 at 12:31 am)

HolyProphetJoseph It is a well know fact that Joseph Smith was able to attract women with the smell of the prior sexual encounter, he was a dirty Birdy,with a wild west form of hygiene

HolyProphetJoseph (July 20, 2008 at 12:27 am)

Josef Fritzl admitted he combined Naziism with his LDS faith & that Elohim revealed to him that he was to create a pure strain of his own Aryan seed to create a New Jerusalem in Munich.When he sired 7 children with his daughter, and raised them in his underground bunker, he believed Prophet Smith, Blessed Be His Holy Name, top see him as an heir to the Reformed Teutonic Latter Day Saints.Sounds as plausible to me as the rest of the Holy Book of Mormon.

HolyProphetJoseph (July 20, 2008 at 12:22 am)

Prophet Smith had a number of the Kama Sutra illustrations tattooed upon various discrete aspects of his anatomy. Some believe they were revealed to him before any gurus in India. I for one, believe it.

theeagerurger (July 20, 2008 at 12:19 am)

HolyProphetJoseph Joseph Smith died 1844,But the first version of the Kama Sutra reach America after 1883.You were Joking right,Well I will tell you what he did have , a Warlock Talisman, the Jupiter amulet.TEU

graffffik (July 19, 2008 at 11:54 pm)

Mormonism is not a choice when you are in the religion, it is either pay and participate in rituals, or DON'T BE SAVED. oit's either pay for magic mormon underwear OR DON't BE SAVED.I know lyra says you don't HAVE TO i'll take that underadvisement. to me that means she goes to MORMON HELL.It is not belief in christ for your salvation IT IS PAY THE CHURCH FOR YOUR SALVATION. Again are you seeing the mindwashing choices. well I hope you learned today TTYL

graffffik (July 19, 2008 at 11:52 pm)

You are going to end up being REQUIRED to pay large sums of money for your salvation or to gain entrance into each CULT-RITUAL. in short PAY FOR YOUR SALVATION, also paying money for "magic mormon underwear" and a lot of them. are you going to do that?They will also demand you pay to gain entrance to a secret ceremony of "adamic language" or you will not be saved, this languiage was written from a science fiction book in 1797. you going to pay for that as well?

graffffik (July 19, 2008 at 11:49 pm)

Well first off you said you were 16 that means several things 1) you are probably not old enough to wear the mormon underwear yet, nor have you participated in the lds cult rituals yet.Let us put to the test Mormonism AND YOUR CHOICES. tell them YOU WILL NEVER PAY A DIME TO THEM. and say money should be irrelevant that you want to get to the highest mormon heaven and feel giving money for that end is EVIL.. let us then see if your religion offers CHOICES