noticepair (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Everyone listen up! Fresh fruit attacks are no laughing matter. Did you know that the underground trade in fresh fruit has more than doubled in the last decade? That corruption in high places has led to a virtual media blackout regarding the true number of fresh fruit deaths. So insidious is the problem that I dare you to find a single banana-detector being used at airport terminals. Oh but you'll find peelings won't you? Sure, but nobody seems to know where they came from. Do they?

craziarteest (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

i will never look at fruit the same way again.

idiotnoobbum (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

i think this was where they got the Coach Hines idea from

brokenspirit8808 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

What if they attack us with a pointy stick? SHUT UP! i love it

xrockthe40ozx (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

genius.

alliopozx (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Throw the gun away.I havn't got a gun.Oh yes you have.I havn't.You have, you shot Mr. Harrison with it.Oh. That gun.

GaunnaTheGreat (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

XDXDXD LMFAO!!!

sketchturner88 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

FFS you obviously havent fawlty towers so shut the fuck up moron, your boring me

Acorbietto (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

When the FUCK does he get kicked about?Idiot.You're lucky I'm not attacking you with a piece of fresh fruit.

sketchturner88 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

ha ha ha you stupid piece of shit in the Fawlty Towers series that servant that gets kicked about is a mexican/spanish character I said nothing about the actor being of that culture, my advice to you is think before running your mouth.