Hey There Delilah Spoof

Spoof to the hit song Hey There Delilah. Ignore the last bit there... After the song is over, it's done. Nothing to see. Promise. Our editing program messed up on us.Lyrics, Singing - Kacey ChapmanActing, Editing - Sean MeiliunasBig Thanks to:Abby H - For being our DelilahBrian P - For being our on set helperLyrics:Hey there DelilahMy name is Ralph and I am SixtySaw your picture on MyspaceAnd girl the picture was so prettyI got your nameFound your address and then I cameGot wet damn rainHey there DelilahDon't you worry about the distanceI'm to your left if you get lonelyOopsie Doopsie I dropped my pantsThat's no surpriseI'm a baby horse it's my disguiseCome for a rideOh I'm sitting in your treeOh I'm sitting in your treeOh I'm sitting in your treeOh I'm sitting in your treeSitting in your treeHey there DelilahI think I am getting hardThis is my first in twenty yearsI'll hide my shlong with this guitarIt weighs a tonWho said 6 strings are better than oneLet's have some funHey there DelilahI'd see more if I was inIf I were in your center squareI would take whoopee for the winx's and o'sYou would look great without those clothesFrom head toeOh I'm watching you go peeOh I'm watching you go peeOh I'm watching you go peeOh I'm watching you go peeTwenty feet is just not fairI need to start my doll of hairIf you were a guy then I'd convert to gayYour folks would try to end our funCause our age difference is 41We won't invite them to our wedding dayDelilah I wear size ten shoesThat means I have big beef fondueIts so gosh darn humongous its unheardLonger than FreebirdHey there DelilahCops found out I'm a pedophileSomeone from the hood called the policeTipped off by my pedosmileI'm in denialMet a guy in jail who's name is JoelHe wants to be stuck in my heartI'm sorry for stalking youI'll be back come JuneI'll be back straddling your treeI'll be taping you go peeI know where you hide your keyI'll breathe heavy while you sleepI'll be there in your sleep

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: steghouse

Length: 04:55
Rating: 4.56
Views: 230569

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